Please Wash The Buttocks Soap Bar

Dressed in a rebellious prank box (with a bold design inside and out) our Please Wash Your Buttocks Soap Bar is a terrific gag gift for young punks, old punks, dirty punks, misfits, social outcasts, punk rock music lovers, hardcore music lovers, boyfriends, girlfriends, and anti-establishment aficionados.

Outside the box: Reject mainstream soap. Punk doesn’t mean neglect your junk. Please wash the buttocks. Here’s the soap bar. Underground underarm soap. You don’t want it rotten.

Punk club show funk? Did you wake stinking like a bad tribute band? Get amped to scrub and destroy! Clash against the system and not your hygiene! This soap will never teach you bass. Non-vicious scent. 

Recycle and god save the clean. Inside the box: Soap for non-conformists. Shower calling. Fall in love, not in line. Also removes handstamps. Black and white checkered design.